Craig Bierko interviews John Malkovich in the tub. This would be a lot sexier if one of them was a chesty lady, but probably less funny. My solution? Have the lady wear oversized sunglasses and a foam cowboy hat. I know what you’re thinking, "But Lance, that’s your solution to everything!"
Anyway, join us next week for Asian Porn with Mickey Rourke.
[Thanks to Claire for the head’s up]