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The new Karate Kid trailer has arrived. My favorite part is when Jackie Chan tells Will Smiff’s son, “I will teach you real Kung Fu.” And the next three shots are:
A guy doing the splits on a railing with a giant fan:
A guy levitating Indian-style in the rain:
And, naturally, a chick charming a cobra:
Our conception of martial arts has come so far in 25 years.
“But master, how do I defend a roundhouse kick?”
“Very simple, my son. Cast off Earthly possession, then go to live in jungle with tiger until mind is clear.”
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He don’t gotta pimp that link, you will go just cuz whut it say.
You had me at “jack and shit”.
Sweep the reg
I’d rather go to Hong Kong and pick up knock-off Kung Fu for $300 cheaper.
Show me “Tame the Cobra”
*Jaden starts sucking Jackie’s dick*
See, enemy no want to throw roundhouse kick while you tame cobra.
am i supposed to be intimidate by 12 year olds?
man johnny was 18 and big… this kid are 10 and probably haven’t had their balls drop yet
Little guy talks jus tlike his ol’ pa! “Dah’s Nassy!”
Son, I am intimidate.
“Karate black kid” is how I got arrested.
Why is it called Karate kid if he’s teaching him kung-fu?
Jackie Chan looks like my drunk uncle. Next thing you know he’s gonna be crouching behind Jaden’s ‘tiger’
Madman, I’ve been asking that question for two years now.
I know I stole it from somewhere.
It’s because “Kung Fu Kid” is copyrighted by this guy. You don’t wanna push his button!
Jackie: You must unreash your engrish plopery so that you wirr be habing no probrems.
Jaden: Word? Aww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet!
Jackie: You are fucking letald! I no specair needs teachel!
I can see why Jackie Chan told him to take off his jacket, but I don’t get why my sensei told me to take off my pants and jacket.
Especially when I wasn’t even wearing a jacket.
“Why is it called Karate kid if he’s teaching him kung-fu?”
It makes NO, SENSEI!
what is with Jackie’s mickey mouse hat? i mean i know he’s a FOB but cmon
My older brother taught me Mexican Judo. Ju don’t know if he has a gun or a knife.
How unrealistic.
I don’t see a single fireball.
If he doesn’t use a balance of hip-hop moves and Kung-Fu to win the final fight I’m gonna burn down a mothahfucking rec center.
When I want action, I want John Stamos and Gene Simmons. And motorcycles and gymnastics: [bit.ly]
1986’s “Never Too Young to Die” why haven’t they remade THAT yet?
Well he ain’t no Leroy Green. It’s skinny little lizards like him, thinkin’ they the last dragon, that gives Kung-Fu a bad name.
He trains at the 13 chambers…
‘make the rocks disappear’ – Old Dirty Bastard
yes it is a wu-tang biopic… that is exactly what i am saying
Did anybody else hear jackie chan yell “jack it off!” to the little kid 1:12
to easy I suppose
I get WHY you’d send that fucking kid to China (to obviously defeat the Chinese by driving them to mass suicide.. duh), but why would you use that weapon against our own country??
I say only release this in countries we fucking hate and who deserve it. Yeah France, I’m looking in your direction…