Adult Film Scripts > Regular Film Scripts

In a recent conversation with a colleague, I discovered this generation’s equivalent of “I only read Playboy for the articles”. This person asked me why I follow adult film stars like Riley Steele and Bibi Jones (now Britney Maclin) on Twitter, and I quickly asserted that it’s not because they Tweet nude pics as often as Dane Cook Tweets a bad joke, but because they sometimes talk about sports and I can, in turn, use that as an excuse to post their SFW pics. It’s a give and take relationship.

And you can call bullsh*t on my claim, but fortunately Kayden Kross proved me correct today with this Tweet about her latest script.

The link was to the banner image, which shows the script for whatever film she’s currently working on. Maybe it’s an Avengers parody called The Avengers ASSemble or maybe it’s Nurses 3, which would be a sequel to what I have heard was the film Nurses 2. I don’t know if that’s true or not, because I don’t watch adult films. I read books.

Anyway, aside from an unnecessary apostrophe, it’s nice to see a little humor in a script that is otherwise pretty straight-forward and to the point. As opposed to, you know, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles screenplay, which was apparently written a teenager with Tourette’s as he chugged Red Bull. “AND THEN THE F*CKING FOOT SOLDIER GIVES THE METAL SIGN AND THE CAMERA PANS IN ON RAPHAEL, YOU PIECE OF SH*T!” Haha, that’s good writing right there.