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03.30.09 22 Comments

Haha, hi, kids!  Let’s pretend this isn’t super weird!

Nickelodeon’s annual festival of good-clean-fun porno and pretending kids have a say in what entertainment gets fed to them happened last night.  As you can imagine, it was the usual mix of who’s that?, I hate them!, and why is Will Ferrell embarrassing himself like this?  Anyway, this creepy ode to pandering and borderline child porn seriously skeeves me out, so I’m just gonna post the winners, a few pics, and a video for your perusal while I go take a shower.  (Think I’m overreacting? I dare you to watch until the 2:27 mark of the video after the jump where Marlon Wayans asks Miley Cyrus if she’s wearing a thong and not be weirded out).

Favorite Movie
High School Musical 3: Senior Year

Favorite Male Movie Star
Will Smith, Hancock

Favorite Female Movie Star
Vanessa Hudgens, High School Musical 3: Senior Year

Favorite Animated Movie
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie
Jack Black, as Po, Kung Fu Panda


Favorite Song
“Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It),” Beyonce

Favorite Male Singer
Jesse McCartney

Favorite Female Singer
Miley Cyrus

Favorite Music Group
Jonas Brothers


Favorite TV Show

Favorite Reality Show
American Idol

Favorite Television Actor
Dylan Sprouse, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Favorite Television Actress
Selena Gomez, Wizards of Waverly Place

Favorite Cartoon
SpongeBob SquarePants


Favorite Male Athlete
Peyton Manning

Favorite Female Athlete
Candace Parker


Favorite Video Game
Guitar Hero World Tour

Favorite Book
Twilight series

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