KIDS MOVIES WILL WARP YOUR KIDS

Senior Editor
07.31.08 17 Comments

Seems like every time people set out to create wholesome fare for kids, they end up with something creepy and oddly sexual. Call it the Banana Smoothie effect. I don’t know if it’s something about the process itself, or just a trait common in those who like making crap for little kids.

You can see it in full effect in this latest trailer for Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, which begins with various animals shaking their asses to a techno beat, a lemur popping out of a cake in a coconut bra, and a character saying "Glad we could introduce you to the toilet."  They like to move it, move it.  What’s ‘it’, you ask?  It’s Tonka trucks son, now let’s never speak of this again. 

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