The poster for Body of Lies came out today. A have the full version after the jump. Mostly, it begs the question of what looks worse, Leo’s totem pole head or his creepy octopus hand. Hands off ladies, that’s a wedding band. I think.
‘Trust no one. Deceive everyone.’ is what I write on the inside of all my Valentines.
Neeto, they went from grayscale and red to bluescale and red.
I get it! They’re Siamese twins!
Leo’s left hand is a lot shakier than his shoulder, don’t tell me Parkinson’s got another one…
I wish Leonardo would wear me like a backpack.
Fuck that “from the director of..” bullshit, they need to go with “From that dude that was the bad guy in Virtuosity”
It appears they’re using the “dislocating shoulder” bit from Lethal Weapon in this.
Man, the advertisers for The North Face have gotten really fucking serious about wanting you to buy their vests.
That is a police sketch artist’s rendering of the Garcia twins.
I’m so fucking tired of some lame Rocky Horror shithole wrinkle trying to sell me milk instead of my nubile, bi-curious and perky girls of Snorg.
Russel Crowe has never done anything to impress me. Am I alone, here?
“Trust No One, Deceive Everyone” was the second choice after they decided that “Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I’ll fucking shoot you in the fucking face” was too long.
I’m nominating Russell Crowe as the lead for a feature film version of The Dennis Rader Story. Leo can be his girlfriend.
As well as the poster from Heat, i’d have liked to have seen Val Kilmer’s weird elbow in this too.
Alternate title: Queer & Pleasant Danger
*whispers into Russell Crowe’s ear piece*
“You’re a penis wrinkle.”
I can never forgive Ridley for the action camera work in GI Jane, he set a precedent for shakey/zoomy fuckfest shitstorm horsecock schegma camerawork that DP’s try to emmulate to this day.
Chodin, can you email your address to firstname.lastname@example.org so I can mail you your DVD?
I want Leonardo to wear me like a surgical mask while wearing Chodin as a backpack. WAHOOOO!
Okay Leo, we get it, you loved RDJ in black face. That’s no excuse for trying it on yourself.
“In America it’s “bling-bling”. Match is the gas tank, Boom Boom!”
How about “Director of Fucking Blade Runner”? Shit, dude needs to revise his resume.
Can someone send the scent of their Black Dynamite t-shirt to 1 Broken Heart Rd. Lonelybarechestville, USA?
I want Leo to wear my asshole like a wizzinator…
*whispers in Russell Crowe’s ear piece*
“Leo totally wants to fuck your man hole.”
You might as well send him my tee shirt, too, Vance.
How about “From the director of A GOOD YEAR and MATCHSTICK MEN.
“But I loved Cinderella Man.”
The x-files dvd is fucking sweet.
Russel is currently listening to ABBA’s GREATEST HTIS!!! on his iPod.
Burnsy loves Cinderella, man.
“Can I please get my copy of Enchanted back?”
Leo stole that goatee from James Lipton.
Did anyone else catch Ben Stiller and Jack Black promoting Tropic on Tyra?
Leo and Russell a preping for their Ass-to-Ass scene in that poster.
They combine to form “DiCAPRICROWE”.