Lindsay Lohan the "most-insured actress ever to walk a set"

As you all know and I’m sure are positively dying to hear more about, Lindsay Lohan has been cast in a Lifetime Original about Elizabeth Taylor called Liz & Dick. As you may have also heard, Lindsay Lohan is an unemployable, pathologically lying drug addict who can barely stay out of jail for more than two weeks at a time. I mean you’d have to be Herbie Fully Loaded to cast her in anything. So, how do her film’s producers plan to reconcile that with spending money contingent on her showing up to work? Well they don’t, really, but they have insurance.

“Well, we have more than a Plan B actually,” producer Larry Thompson revealed in an exclusive interview with E! News, “[because] Lindsay Lohan may be the most insured actress that ever walked on a soundstage.” [E!News]

And I’m sure the guy producing a Lifetime movie about Liz Taylor who stunt-casted Lindsay Lohan in it would know, I imagine he’s got plenty of juice in this town. In related news, Lindsay says if she has her druthers, Gerard Butler would be the actor Dicking her Liz. Lohan says Butler actually reminds her a lot of Sir Richard Burton and hey would you look at that I completely stopped giving a shit.

Honestly, I only cover this stuff so I can post new Lifetime Original trailers.

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