LIONSGATE BUYS RYAN REYNOLDS TORTURE PORN

01.25.10 9 years ago 22 Comments

Lionsgate distributed Saw, so it makes sense that they’d buy the Ryan Reynolds one-man torture porno, Buried.  Nikki Finke TOLDJA that they paid between three and four million dollars for the rights, so expect a theatrical release some time in the next year, or as soon as the Lionsgate execs finish putting cigar butts out on each others’ wieners.

I know it probably seems like I’m just playing the contrarian here since virtually everyone loved this film, but I swear to you, I was at the same screening as everyone else (see the crappy pictures I took below), and after it was over, I walked up to the other movie writers and was all, “Wow, what a horrible piece of sh*t, right guys?”  And they all just looked at me like I was crazy.  They were all standing in a circle cupping their hands over each other’s butts and farting, and then bringing their hands up to their noses and inhaling deeply.  Then they’d say things like, “My favorite thing about Sundance is the clean mountain air.  It’s really amazing, isn’t it?”

To be honest with you guys, it was kind of weird.

[I’d be remiss if I didn’t note that at least Hitfix agreed with me]

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