MEGAN FOX NUDE QUESTION MARK??????

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08.12.09 27 Comments

(Een Soviet Russia, Megan Fox head cock YOU.)

This rumor sounds rather specious, but since reporting it gives me license to pepper my post with “MEGAN FOX NUDE” and MEGAN FOX NAKED,”  as Judge Judy might say, “I’ll allow it.”  From WeAreMovieGeeks:

This morning we posted the ‘Jennifer’s Body’ review sent in to us from a reader so we now know that there is NO NUDE scene in the film. Well I jumped back into my inbox and I received an email from an “insider” stating this:
“If they want to see Megan Fox naked, just wait til Jonah Hex.”
Although I can not reveal the identity of this “insider” I can tell you that this person has been right about everything they have sent me in the past.

Megan Fox plays “Leila the gun-wielding prostitute” in Jonah Hex, and if I know a thing about gun-wielding prostitutes and I think I do, they’re rarely bashful.  As for whether it’d be a good career move, hard to say.  On one hand, there’s nothing worse than the trend in Hollywood where the hot actresses refuse to do nude scenes until they’re 40 and desperately clinging to their sex appeal.  Trust me, do it when you’re 25 and smoking hot, that way you can be remembered for when you were at your best, not as the desperate divorced cougar with the dangly labes.  No one wants that on their epitaph, just ask your mom.  On the other hand, no one’s more at risk of media oversaturation than Megan Fox, and I gotta think one of the few things keeping people from getting tired of her is the mystery of whether we’ll ever get to see her naked.  Er, I mean, whether we’ll ever get to see MEGAN FOX NAKED or PICTURES OF MEGAN FOX NUDE.  But hey, what do I know, I’m just a guy who likes to choke himself while he masturbates.

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