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03.21.08 33 Comments

Question marks in the headline can mean only one thing: it’s time to prognosticate! Will humans land on Mars?  Is purple the new pink? Would this monkey let me squeeze her tits for a banana?  No one knows for sure, and that means we’re free to speculate wildly! Yee haw!

I was already about halfway through writing this post when I clicked over to Durden to discover Mickey Rourke had also been busted for a DUI on a Vespa – synergy, baby!

My story is a rumor that Mickey Rourke is out of Sin City 2 because “Mickey doesn’t consider Rose McGowan to be a real actress.”  The nerve!  The chick from Jawbreaker?  Not a real actressI?

Anyway, Rourke’s feelings about McGowan are somewhat problematic, since he shares most of his scenes with her, and because she’s boning the director (Robert Rodriguez).  If worst comes to worst, I’m thinking they could just hire Nick Nolte and give him a bad facelift (like I did with my last rebound girlfriend).  Nolte and Rourke both share a certain je ne sais quois, and stench of liquor.

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