A monkey in a dress stole the show at last night’s Hangover 2 premiere in Hollywood, which is a fine metaphor for all movie premieres. If the world does end tomorrow, this is probably how I deserve to be remembered: giggling at a monkey wearing a dress, trying to think of a pearl-necklace joke. Pictures come courtesy of the Daily Mail, where I found this, perhaps the finest line in the history of journalism:
“But it wasn’t Crystal’s outfit that stole the show at the premiere of the Hangover 2 last night, but the fact she’s a monkey.”
Game over, man, game over.
Holy. Sh*t. Quick, someone put that monkey over a vent that blows her skirt up.
This is the essence of every Hollywood movie premiere. “DANCE MONKEY! SHOW US YOUR DRESS!”
If they started doing inter-species versions of “Who wore it best” I would read the sh*t out of US Weekly.
“Oh hey, girl. Yeah, it’s Dolce & Banana.”
“Try to snap one her getting out of cab! See if you can get a shot of her monkey fufu!”
Oh, and Robert Downey Jr. was there. I think he stole Mickey Rourke’s outfit. Nice boots, brah. He must’ve tucked the pants into them to keep out the monkeys. (*taps temple with index finger*) Smart.