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12.09.08 21 Comments

Death Race hits DVD December 21st.  Not an announcement I’d normally care about, but their PR flack reminded me about it with pictures of the lovely Natalie Martinez here.  A wise strategy, sirs.  She can really wear a hand bra.  (more pictures below)

Michael Bay’s Christmas wish list.  Michael Bay needs a book on falconry?  I thought Michael Bay wrote the book on falconry.  In crayon. [Screenjunkies]

Alf’s dad loves gay sex and crack. No wonder George Lucas is so messed up.  [HolyTaco]

Bryan Singer not involved in talks about the next Superman.  Which doesn’t necessarily tell you he’s fired, just that people don’t generally discuss whether to fire you with you in the room.  [Filmonic]

Poster for Paul Blart: Mall Cop.  This could be the most unfunny movie ever.  [JoBlo]

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: 9 clips and 46 new pictures.  I want to see a movie about a puppy who gets cuter as it ages.  Then one day, it’s just a puddle of rainbows.  [RopeofSilicon]

The world’s most disturbing animals.  I would totally bang that giant salamander.  He looks like he’d be squishy.  [Atom]

Walrus playing saxophone.  You’ve probably already seen this, but come on, it’s a walrus playing saxophone.  If I let anyone miss out on it, I wouldn’t be able to live with myself. [CollegeHumor]

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