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A Brief History Of Zooey Deschanel’s Musical Moments |UPROXX|

Bradley Cooper’s Häagen-Dazs Commercial Is Totally About Butts |

A FilmDrunkard’s Encounter with Gary Busey |Film Drunk|

Conan’s Terrible Kentucky Derby Horse Names, Featuring Disturbing German Pornography |With Leather|

Pictures Of Emma Stone From The ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Set May Drop A Huge Spoiler |Gamma Squad|

5 Things in ‘Bioshock Infinite’ You Might’ve Missed |Smoking Section|

REMINDER: Peter King Was Worse Than Everyone At Predicting The Draft |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Some Friendly Advice For the Newly Freed Ja Rule |Grantland|

15 Famous People Who Used to Teach |Mental Floss|

Mom Channels Vanilla Ice |HuffPost Comedy|

4 Sport Scenes in Movies (by People Who Don’t Watch Sports) |Cracked|

6 New Google Products More Exciting than Glass |College Humor|

A personal, firsthand account of Neutral Milk Hotel’s debut single |AV Club|

Blake Lively’s Cleavage Also Attended The Met Gala |The Superficial|

13 Gorgeous Behind-the-Scenes Photographs of Jeff Bridges’ Movies Taken by Jeff Bridges |Pajiba|

Honest Trailer: Star Trek |Clip Nation|

Movies that Desperately Need Sequels |Unreality|

Dorky Dude in Cardigan Kills Freestyle Rap Battle |Brobible|

Star Wars: Episode VII May Film Next Year |Next Movie|

RIP Ray Harryhausen |Screen Junkies|

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