Morning Links with chicks dancing, hungover dogs

What a coincidence, I too have won many trophies for my hip thrusting. Though I accidentally broke all of them with hip thrusts. |IHateMyParents|

Important: 10 Television Stars You’ll Probably Never See Naked |Warming Glow|

Talking Carnage and The Iron Lady on this week’s frotcast. |Frotcast|

Courtney Stodden’s Tweets Drawn Hilariously By Anonymous Internet Hero |UPROXX|

7 Fast Women We Would Still Put A Ring On |Smoking Section|

5 “Evolutionary Psychology” Studies That Will Make Your Brain Hurt |Gamma Squad|

You Wanted More MMA Coverage, So Here’s Arianny Celeste In Zoo Magazine |With Leather|

The 27 Best Movies To Not Be Nominated For Best Picture |Buzzfeed|

26 Crazy/Brilliant Life Hacks |HuffPost Comedy|

They found Khloe’s real dad. Did they find out who misspelled her name? Or made her famous? I hope all these people fall in a volcano. |TheSuperficial|

Obama’s spilled milk joke. |Videogum|

A Chinese child born with bright blue eyes can see in the dark. |TheDailyWhat|

Google could help stop conspiracy theories from spreading. So why don’t they? Is that part of a new conspiracy? |FARK|

7 videos of rednecks and guns. |HolyTaco|

The 9 highest grossing movies of all time written without the help of wikipedia. |ScreenJunkies|

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