Morning Links, with Sex Offender Dog

I knew Sex Offender Dog was up to no good, just because of how he was dressed. |BrooklynSpectator|

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Scientology tries to take down Matt and Trey, does a really lazy job of it.|Warming Glow|

The Dark Tower Is Back On, Says Producer Brian Grazer |Gamma Squad|

The Fabric Of Our Lives: Zooey Deschanel’s Star-Spangled Banner |With Leather|

Listen to our latest podcast! It’s super fun times awesome hour! |Frotcast|

15 Unintentionally Offensive Halloween Costumes |Buzzfeed|

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Five Awful Cover Songs Made Even Worse By Tiny Lyric Changes |The Smoking Jacket|

Goatse Fence exemplifies creative vandalism. |DogandPonyShowWebsite|

New music video concept: Crotch Faces. |TheDailyWhat|

Well it’s about effing time. Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. And I hope they actually mean “nude” and not this topless bullsh*t celebrities usually do. |TheSuperficial|

Ashton Kutcher is just like a 14-year-old girl in that he just starts rambling into his webcam and in his mind, his dipsh*t thoughts become super profound. |Videogum|

13 epic pumpkin carvings. |MentalFloss|

13 sluttiest Halloween costumes. |CelebSlam|

Green Lantern wants you to recognize how awesome Green Lantern was. |NextMovie|

Re-examining Donnie Darko. |Nerve|

10 foods more disgusting than the McRib. |ScreenJunkies|

10 Awesome Examples of Today’s Video Games into Atari Format |Unreality|

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