Here’s a baby penguin getting tickled. This is so cute I think I just grew a vagina and birthed a litter of rainbows. I’m ovulating so hard right now.
MORNING LINKS
- MEET OUR NEW UPROXX EDITOR, CAJUN BOY. ‘Three Cups Of Tea’ Author Has Been Teabagging Us All. |
- From ya boy Danger Guerrero: C’mon Hollywood, Make These Shows: 20 More Pitches for Awful TV Shows. |WarmingGlow|
- Is The Match.com Party Over for Perverts? |Uproxx|
- Serena Williams went to the beach and rode a rhinoceros. |TheSmokingSection|
- Treating cancer with silly hats: great idea, or greatest idea? |GammaSquad|
- Screw NASCAR, Let’s Watch Chairs Race. |WithLeather|
- Jackass, as directed by M. Night Shyamalan. |TheDailyWhat|
- Here’s Vladimir Putin kissing a puppy. Sure, why not. |Gelfling|
- KSK Mock Draft: Person You’d Imprison. Co-sign on Blankfein and Perez, and might I add Nancy Grace. |KSK|
- We’ve covered them before, but you can never have too many cowboy monkeys. |Buzzfeed|
- Poor reporter snots herself on live TV. |BostonStool|
- Some A-hole leaves a snotty bathroom sign, someone else pees on it. |NYCBarstoolSports|
- Jeff Ross roasts the sh*t out of Charlie Sheen |BroBible|
- Ed Norton is still whining about Marvel. Eh, another case of A-hole vs. A-hole, if you ask me. |WWTDD|
- Sweet God in heaven, what the hell happened to Reese Witherspoon’s chin? |TheSuperficial|
- How to fun for president against Charlie Sheen. |HolyTaco|
- Five Hollywood tax cheats. |ScreenJunkies|
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