Morning Links with Ticklish Penguins, Putin, Puppies

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04.19.11 5 Comments

Here’s a baby penguin getting tickled.  This is so cute I think I just grew a vagina and birthed a litter of rainbows. I’m ovulating so hard right now.

MORNING LINKS

  • MEET OUR NEW UPROXX EDITOR, CAJUN BOY. ‘Three Cups Of Tea’ Author Has Been Teabagging Us All. |
  • From ya boy Danger Guerrero: C’mon Hollywood, Make These Shows: 20 More Pitches for Awful TV Shows. |WarmingGlow|
  • Is The Match.com Party Over for Perverts? |Uproxx|
  • Serena Williams went to the beach and rode a rhinoceros. |TheSmokingSection|
  • Treating cancer with silly hats: great idea, or greatest idea? |GammaSquad|
  • Screw NASCAR, Let’s Watch Chairs Race. |WithLeather|
  • Jackass, as directed by M. Night Shyamalan. |TheDailyWhat|
  • Here’s Vladimir Putin kissing a puppy.  Sure, why not. |Gelfling|
  • KSK Mock Draft: Person You’d Imprison. Co-sign on Blankfein and Perez, and might I add Nancy Grace. |KSK|
  • We’ve covered them before, but you can never have too many cowboy monkeys. |Buzzfeed|
  • Poor reporter snots herself on live TV. |BostonStool|
  • Some A-hole leaves a snotty bathroom sign, someone else pees on it. |NYCBarstoolSports|
  • Jeff Ross roasts the sh*t out of Charlie Sheen |BroBible|
  • Ed Norton is still whining about Marvel. Eh, another case of A-hole vs. A-hole, if you ask me. |WWTDD|
  • Sweet God in heaven, what the hell happened to Reese Witherspoon’s chin? |TheSuperficial|
  • How to fun for president against Charlie Sheen. |HolyTaco|
  • Five Hollywood tax cheats. |ScreenJunkies|

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