What do you get when you combine Jean Claude Van Damme, Rob Huebel, Kristen Schaal, Adam Brody, and that Asian dude from that awesome Amp’d Mobile commercial? Well, if you’re me you get a big boner, but more to the point, you get Welcome to the Jungle, from director Rob Meltzer and writer Jeff Kauffman. JCVD plays Storm Rothchild, a nutty corporate trainer who takes a group of office workers on a wacky retreat to a deserted jungle island. With this cast, I was hoping for a little better than a comedic version of Couples Retreat (“Corporate Retreat”), but the red-band trailer does bring us delightful lines like “You don’t think anything is going to bite my pussy?” and “I’m gonna piss on it, it’s the only way to help the pain.”
That man speaks the truth. Welcome to the Jungle opens in VOD and limited theaters on February 7th, 2014. Good enough for a rental at least, maybe?
Making fun of corporate team building and JCVD? They have combined my two greatest interests.
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Now I wanna go on a cop’wat jolly.
After seeing Wolf of Wall Street I thought that was something completely different.
“Team Building Exercise Ninety-Niiiiiine!”
Aw yeh, It’s bizness time!
You know how I know it’s bizness time? Because it’s Wednesday, and I’m wearing my bizness socks.
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Jesus Christ Venereal Disease will save us all. With laughter.
oh shit thats that chick from the Blacklist! This seems good but I’m making a prediction that JCVD dies like 45 mins into the movie and the gang is left on their own
The voluntary spasm post front heel kick still makes me giggle pass the appearance of Adam Brody.
Looks like a Lord of the Flies parody.
Can you parody Lord of the Flies?
I feel like i just watched the entire movie in that trailer. Looks pretty funny though. I always loved Van Damme’s odd comedic timing.
You guys need to listen to the latest Doug Loves Movies podcast with Huebel. He has some pretty damn great stories about JCVD.
Trailer, looks meh, but the idea is too good to not at least give a shot.
Sold so hard that my 9 month old daughter already has a debt because of it.