New Avengers Clip: Scarlett Johansson distracts bad guys with her heaving breasts

04.04.12 6 years ago 15 Comments

Marvel just released a new short clip from The Avengers, which opens April 26th in the UK and May 4th here in North ‘Murka. I put it after the jump in case you’re trying to avoid all spoilers until it comes out. In the clip, director Joss Whedon shows that the best way to make a 120-pound girl beating up four guys while tied to a chair seem believable isn’t making her seem tougher, it’s distracting us the whole time wondering whether one of her boobs might pop out. A wise strategy, as it turns out. (*taps finger to temple, cups hands in front of chest*)

Looks like those dudes got WidOWNED, am I right, bros? …Bros?

 

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