05.13.08 10 years ago 204 Comments

Sorry, that was sort of a misleading headline. Actually, Chuck Palahniuk (author of Fight Club, Choke, etc.) has a new book coming out, and they made this fake movie trailer (for "The Wizard of Ass") to promote it. It stars “Cassie Wright, star of ‘Chitty Chitty Gang Bang’ and ‘The Twilight Bone’.”

The book’s called Snuff, and I’m sure it’ll be a movie at some point. Here’s the rundown:

Cassie Wright, porn priestess, intends to cap her legendary career by breaking the world record for serial fornication. On camera. With six hundred men. Snuff unfolds from the perspectives of Mr. 72, Mr. 137, and Mr. 600, who await their turn on camera in a very crowded green room.

Darn, I was hoping it’d be about tobacco, LOL!

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