New Parry Gripp song & morning links

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07.12.10 22 Comments

Mornings that include a new Parry Gripp song are better than Christmas, Halloween, and Fajita night rolled into one.  This one’s called “Paul The Octopus”.  He picks the winner when he eats his dinner.  (*sniff*) It’s just so godd*mned beautiful.


  • A Guide to Disney’s horrible female role models, with photo evidence.  I like this, because, as I’ve said, the Disney Channel is creating a generation of booger-faced Mervin’s mannequins. |Uproxx|
  • A Comic-Con Cosplay how to. |UGO|
  • Canned sandwiches may not taste great, but boy are they stackable. |GammaSquad|
  • Steve Urkel arrested for punching the sh*t out of his wife’s implant.  Said Mel Gibson upon hearing the news, “I always knew he was one of the good ones.” |WarmingGlow|
  • Punté’s award-winning coverage of the World Series of Poker continues. |WithLeather|
  • Miller High Life has a fancy new look.  Miller High Life > Coors Lite.  There, I said it. |SmokingSection|
  • Peter King talks soccer, gets dissected. |KissingSuzyKolber|
  • An open letter to that guy who honks as soon as the light turns green. |HolyTaco|
  • Kathy Sanders hotness. |GorillaMask|
  • Alessandra Ambrosia in lingerie. |Guyism|
  • G4 talks to my be-Jew-fro’d mentor, Adam Carolla. |G4|
  • “Armor made from ‘bullet-proof custard’. Finally a use for British food”. |Fark|
  • The Expendables as an 8-bit videogame. |ScreenJunkies|
  • 6 Iconic Sports Videogame Characters: Where Are They Now? |CollegeHumor|

And finally, FilmDrunkard Glenn discovered that Dreamworks Face may have infiltrated Pixar toys:

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