Not that I would ever refer any readers to such a shitty movie site, but the AICN write-up on this poster is truly hilarious! (unintentionally)I wont link it. Do your own leg work.
I put up a new poster today. It features a kitten precariously hanging from a branch and tells it to "Hang in there!" It’s funny, because that’s exactly how I feel about my job!
It’s funnier, because that’s the type of situation I like to put cats in. Hanging from things, trying not to plummet to their deaths.
I was unaware that Serious Cat was appearing in The Dark Knight. Kudos to him! Perhaps he will finally show us some dramatic range.
Nom, the picture on the right, is that the one where Batman can’t make a f*st? Because I noticed that his hands were convieniently edited out.
Hmmm. No, I don’t think so. If i remember right, that picture was at more of an upward angle.
But yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
MMM…Indiana Jones. Nothing better than a steaming pile of Cooze Cobbler!
M. Knight should have just given the people what they wanted in this poster – ReRun. I, for one, am excited to see who gets this coveted role.
I uh don’t get it stone.
Help a brotha out?
(yes – I rehashed my joke from last month because it was generally ignored)
Is The Happening girls trying to parallel park on the street outside my old apartment, because that shit looks spot on.
Wow, the coyote does a much better job of blending a fake background into the foreground that that shit in the happening.
it’s good to know that iron man will be "au cinema le 30 d’avril". what?
I noticed, Stone.And I still love it.What’s Happening is one of my ring tones.
***HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALPPPPP!!***filmdrunk is gonna be banned from work, what should i do?
What the hell kind of city has only one two-lane road heading into it on one side?
You have to shoot everyone bex. And do it NOW B4 ITS TOO LATE!!!!
get another job. glad i could be of service.
Jack and Erswi are just talking crazy. Don’t listen to them BEx. Shoot them. Shoot them now.
/** cue training montage set to "push it to the limit" by Paun Engemann **/it’s time to stop being polite //running up and down the stairsthey thought they could make me work 9 hours a day //doing bench presses with 2 HP compaq PC casesI’ll show them //my older blacker trainer looks at his stopwatch and nods dissaprovinglyI’ll show them good // keep running up and down the stairs, faster now//now lifting 3 PC cases//older black trainer friend pumps fist in the air as symbol of my basassery
Free proxy server, bex.
While I don’t believe that erswi and I are talking crazy, I do think that Nominus’ idea has its merits.
hrmm must investigate further robopanda
Iron man poster looks like: [www.pantheon.org] is it just me?
anyone else think the chick in the purple skirt in the ties & knee highs ad looks like she wants me?
the chick in the unitard wants me
Dor sho gha! No one ever told Him Nic Cage would be in the movie w/ Harrison Ford. Cage rides a motorcycle as a Spirit of Vengeance.
no no dubs, the retard chick wants you.
Unitards in wasted shorts. She may be pretty but apparently she is retarded and poo’d herself.
The text in the Ads by Google wants me.
puts put=knockin’ boots
eet’s coal, Lansch, ah gawt yer back:"In the Name of the King"-deesh fakkin moo-vee sawks sheet!"Iron Man"-wahn tahm ah eat muh nahbors sheet!
holy shit, i just noticed that, good looking out JHC!
I think we can all agree that retards love putt putt, dub dub.
Well, let Us ask Ricky:H E Y R I C K Y, D O U L I E K P U T T P U T T ? ? ?
deng schkippy! ah lourve eet when da ballsch go deep inta da holesch.
I wish I had a hearing impaired friend.
Dear FilmDrunkards, So I went ahead and pushed the love button. However, I was completely flaccid when I did it. Should I be afraid for my penis life? Signed, Afraid to lose my penis life
Lady in the Water was a good movie. You are on crack.He wasn’t implying if you don’t like it you’re dumb. He was saying some film critics are so jaded and so into the mechanics and minutiae they miss enjoying the film. Surely YOU, who are unconventional, recognize some critics are just pretentious assholes. This, his second left wing message movie, is going to suck. But he’s not dumb. By making it in support of the global warming hucksters it’s going to have to be really bad to not have him nominated for an Oscar.
Melvin Udall likes putt putt.
melvin udall has no voice here (in my head). until he does, he doesn’t exist (to me).
Lady in the Water was a good movie. You are on crack. Manny? Manny Shyamalan? Is that you? ….you owe me ten dollars, ya cockhead.
who the fuck is melvin?
im with you erswi
Well, Joker I didn’t know you were so existential. Someone bought a dvd copy of THE SECRET. Am I right?
Melvin is Bill O’Solo‘s alter ego.