New Supercut: Cinema’s Greatest Mirror Pep Talks

Early this morning, I was awoken by three consecutive wall thumps coming from my crawl space, which, as you all know, is the signal from our video editor, Oliver Noble, that he’s completed a new supercut. After I let him out, we watched it, and it was pretty good, so I rewarded him with a few minutes with his gimp mask unzipped and gave him some bactine for his welts.

This is actually our second crowd-sourced supercut, where Oliver provided the topic and you the FilmDrunk reader gave scene suggestions. The result is Cinema’s Greatest Mirror Pep Talk. In a way, it’s kind of like a cross between 40 Inspirational Movie Speeches in Two Minutes and Rich from FourFour’s Mirror Scare Supercut. So basically, we’re doing mash-ups of mash-ups now. Also, we took the liberty of blurring out Mark Wahlberg’s penis in Boogie Nights, which, to my knowledge, is cinema’s only example of a character giving his penis a pep talk in the mirror. I know it’s a prosthetic (which is what I assume every time I see an above-average sized penis now, thanks for that, Boogie Nights), but do you notice that the penis actually hangs below his fingertips? The guy’s got arms like a t-rex. He looks like he needs an assistant to adjust his own collar.

(full list of films used after the jump)

Suburban Commando (1991)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

The Wedding Singer (1998)

Cool Runnings (1993)

Stuart Saves His Family (1995)

Better Off Dead (1985)

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Troll 2 (1990)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Superbad (2007)

Boogie Nights (1997)

Raging Bull (1980)

Kick-Ass (2010)

Taxi Driver (1976)

Wise Guys (1986)

Back to the Future Part III (1990)

Face/Off (1997)

Half Baked (1998)

The Foot Fist Way (2006)

Casino Jack (2010)

Sliding Doors (1998)

Sexy Beast (2000)

25th Hour (2002)

Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997)

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985)

Evil Dead II (1987)

Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Black Swan (2010)

Disturbing Behavior (1998)

Conan the Destroyer (1984)