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After the jump, I’ve got the new trailer for Takashi Miike’s (Ichi the Killer, Gozu) Sukiyaki Western Django (opening in August).
Set during "The Genpei Wars" at the end of the 1100s [strange considering all the guns and the Union Jack attire], the Minamoto and Taira gangs face off in a town named Yuda, while a deadly gunman (Ito Hideaki) comes to the aid of the townsfolk.
Synopses don’t tell the whole story when it comes to Miike movies, because they don’t make any fucking sense – but in a good way, that often involves lactation, giving birth to full grown men, and disembowelment. Unfortunately, this one also includes Quentin Tarantino trying to act. Love your movies, Quentin, but please, just stop.
Also, what’s up with every mysterious stranger being named "Rico"? I’m pretty sure only club promoters and strip club DJs are named Rico.
Aaaand, here’s a guy getting chopped in half in Ichi the Killer.
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The Mighty Fek’lhr cooked up some Red Beans and Douche for these assclowns!
We love you, Quentin, but please, just stop. Who’s "we"? You got a turd in your pocket?
My VHS copy of Destiny Turns on the Radio demands you take that back.
Miike. I love him so. The upside its that maybe QT dies in a really great way.
FUCK MIIKE!
This trailer has made my panties fly off.
Damn you Pauly! Damn you to hell, stealing my thunder and such and such. Ass.
The banner pic is from the upcoming musical "Res Miselabres".
Yeah, umm, sorry Eibz but that may have been me. I’ve been working on my telekinetic powers. Tell me, do you feel an odd sensation between your legs? Uh huh, interesting.
Geez. Sorry erswi, just got here.
I actually watched over 2 whole minutes of this trailer. Do I win a prize or something?
Dude, it’s not your fault Pauly but you literally beat me to that my seconds. Well played sir.
Lo-mein Western?
by seconds, by seconds. fuck me and miike.
Fuck it, it has to be better than anything in theatres right now. Ichi the Killer is fucking great. However watching a dude getting suspended by meat hooks through his back and then having boiling oil poured over him makes for some bad dreams…
That banner pick looks like the start of a gang fight between Broods and Clips.
If Lance never publishes that Terminator/Muppet Babies post, my avatar will never make sense.
Watch Audition Bryce. Talk about bad dreams.
I apologize for pre-posting there. I blindly followed Lance from the recent comments page.
When I was bouncing at a nightclub, our head of security was a Puerto Rican guy named Rico. He would pop Cialis before work so he could drink yet still grind his boner on chicks. It received mixed reviews.
No love for the Animal/Terminator avi?Animator?Terminal?
BK WOULD LIKE IT! WHERE IN KAHLESS’ DIRTY SOCK PILE IS SHE?
Any chance that banner pic was snapped at the next Sasuke tryout?
I’m afraid to pre-post about the avatar, Fek.
Stoney, don’t make Him sic the
Neo NazisTrannies on you!LANCE! QUIT FUCKING WITH US!
Too early in the morning for lacism, people.
this looks pretty bad ass ima gonna have to dwonload it
I’m craving Benihaha now.
new up
Deadwood + Warriors + West Side Story + Seven Samuri = You’re a fag.
you guys can also see this for free by downloading the japanese ntsc at a bittorrent site, its been online for abotu a month now. I tried watching it (it has no english subtitles but is spoken in bad engrish). Besides QT speaking english, its like they told all the japanese actors to say sounds that are supposed to be english words. Very tough. I hope they redub it for the US release.
I’m a huge Takashi Miike fanboy, but i’m not real sure about this one. it does look good, but i think he may have already shot his load without the majority of America finally catching on to him.