After the jump I’ve got the newest trailer for Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona, starring Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, and Javier Bardem.
It seems to be based on the premise that if you have a Spanish accent, you can pretty much bang anyone you want. Seriously, you can just walk in the room and be like, “Buenas noches. My name ees José and I yoosed make a crap eeng my pangts.” Next thing you know you’re knee deep in poontang! Someone give me a chest bump!