NOW THAT IS AN AGGRESSIVE HEADLINE

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11.14.09 8 Comments

Hope you’ll forgive the non-movie-related diversion on a Saturday, but I just walked by this at the newstand and had to post it. The NY Post loves their aggressive headlines, but I think “WELCOME TO HELL, FIENDS!!” is a new high-water mark. Sadly, using the postcard theme meant they had to cut the last part of the headline, which was “MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

The NY Post is so metal.

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By: Vince Mancini

11.14.2009 @ 12:47 PM

"NOW *THAT* IS AN AGGRESSIVE HEADLINE"

By: TengoDooter

11.14.2009 @ 2:41 PM

“non-movie-related diversion”

Are you kidding? You’re just ahead of your time.

Coming soon: Bruce Willis is John McClane in NOW DIE.
By: Donkey Hodey

11.14.2009 @ 6:27 PM

I usually have to have a Philippino hooker putting all of her weight on a rope tied around my neck to come as hard as I did when I read that headline.
By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

11.14.2009 @ 7:11 PM

That’s like that new Jay-Z song and GnR’s “Welcome to the Jungle” combined.
By: spazmodic

11.14.2009 @ 8:56 PM

~~Admiral~~ Allahu Ackbar: “IT’S A TRAP!”
By: ATidyLittleSum

11.15.2009 @ 12:46 AM

Next stop is hell huh? Great work New York post. Way to not fall into the allegorical trap of America being “The Great Satan” by printing how we transport people there.
By: Shop 101

11.15.2009 @ 4:04 AM

Next stop is hell ? Somewhere on the Number Four to Woodlawn Station ? I’ll defer to the Post on this one.

Wa-rrr-io-rr-ss… come out and pl-aa-ee-ay…
By: onochord

11.15.2009 @ 12:53 PM

If these fiends are being transported in a limo/Bently/Cessna making stops in hell and New York, the Post just handed Roland Emmerich the basis for his new movie. =/ welcome da earf.
By: popmartian

11.15.2009 @ 8:45 PM

I’ve managed to discover the first draft of this headline: [i33.tinypic.com]