If you saw Machete and thought, ‘this is great, but why can’t there be more nude nuns? With big guns?’ Well then you’re in luck, sister, because after the jump, I’ve got the trailer for Nude Nuns with Big Guns, from the director of Run, Bitch, Run! (that modern classic), Joseph Guzman. His latest is about nude nuns with big guns, and the tagline is “Hell hath no fury like a nude nun, with a big gun.” It certainly gets points for clarity of concept.
Of course, the nuns can’t be nude all the time, or else how would you know they were nuns? I think they should’ve had them still wear their nun pajamas but then just cut out the parts covering the nun boobs and nun vaginas. What? I think that’d be hot. Or maybe just groom the pubic hair in the shape of a crucifix. I really should’ve been a consultant on this project.
NSFW for some super-brief nudity. To be honest, I was expecting more from a movie called Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
Ay yay yay, forgeeve me for my seens, fo-their.