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Paramount has reportedly pushed the release of JJ Abrams’ Star Trek movie (starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, John Cho, Simon Pegg, and of course BRUCE GREENWOOD) back, from December ’08 to May ’09. But why? Money of course, what are you, stupid?
In other news, an L.A. TV helicopter was able to obtain some amazing video from the set.
The kind of award-winning journalism that characterizes local news… just, wow. “This is a huge movie set. We think it’s for the next Star Track movie.” So what, you just see stuff and then wonder aloud what it is? Why don’t I just put the TV on mute and watch it at grandpa’s house?
"Hi, Dianne – As you can see, I’m standing atop the building and in the distance I can see a plume of smoke. Some are saying fire. Perhaps we’ll never know. Back to you in the studio.”
[Thanks to ‘RoboPanda’ for the tip]
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Wow, I can’t believe Fek’s not here yet.
Wait…so you’re telling me that now I have to wait another fucking 5 months to not see this !?
Star Trek is the one that stars a Montrealer, right? Star Wars is the one with the heavy breathing bad guy?
The only good thing that ever came out of Star Trek was Leonard Nimoy’s pop career.
When I was growing up watching Star Trek in syndication, I always wanted to bang an alien chick. Last week, I hired a Puerto Rican receptionist. Works for me.
I’ve always wanted to ask a Klingon woman if the carpet matches the drapes….
“When I was growing up watching Star Trek in syndication, I always wanted to bang an alien chick.”
And now I fuck chicks at gangrene support groups.
Fek is busy reprogramming the Kobayashi Maru.
I’ve always wanted to ask a Klingon woman if the carpet matches the drapes…. Yea, its pretty dirty down there too.
By which of course I mean does her vaj have that weird, mountain range forehead thing running down the middle.
Or my comment gave Fek an aneurism.
My signature sex move is called the Kobayashi Maru. Why? Because no one wins. Happy fucking Valentine’s Day.
What the hell is JJ Abrams (F6) supposed to do with all the 20 second clips of silent, deep space with the text "12-15-08" center screen now?
Do I need to butcher a word to get people comment again, because I can totally mess up a suffix or two if it gets commentatorisms comming in.
12-15-08 is actually 5-12-09 in Klingon, right Fek?
Luckily, the Large Hadron Collider would have wiped us from this galaxy by then.
Star Trek is terrible
one of those mistakes was on purpose.
is nothing going on with the Watchmen movie? no news, no pics, nothing?
I drink because God doesn’t love me.
On the basis of canon and science and technical logistics, Star Trek is much better than Star Wars.
I also drink because God doesn’t love you.
I drink to make you look better.
12 Children15 puppies08 lifeboats
By the way I found a website entirely devoted to wolverine fan art:[wolverine.x-knights.comIt&] like a fountain of craptitude and a few glimpses of meh.
"is nothing going on with the Watchmen movie? no news, no pics, nothing?"Yes. Something is going on with the Watchmen movie. It’s currently being raped by Zack Snyder’s illiterate bro-dawg cock.
I drink because God doesn’t love meGod loves me – it’s everyone else that thinks I’m a douche. That’s why I drink.
Love me, because I drink God.
I drink because I’m hungover, and I’m hungover because I drink.
God drinks my love. Or something. Im so Emo.
Wow.One comment is all it took to derail everything.I love being me.
I heard the news earlier at millionairefriends.com, where celebrities, pro athletes and wealthy singles mingle. Many wealthy people are talking about it there.
Oh, JesusI want to get down on my knees and feel your love all over my face
I heard the news
earlier at millionairefriends.com, where celebrities, pro athletes and wealthy singles mingle. Many wealthy people are talking about it there.and prolapsed. FIXEDhungoverevognuh is a palindrome.
Also, a noise you make as you vomit after telling someone you’re hungover.
I drink because
Godyouhott4f doesn’t love me.FIXED!The morning news on Fox 11 is exactly like that Lance, I think they actually said those words. Its a trainwreck
there are no wealthy people here. we are all poor white trash.
I drink so I have an excuse to call in sick to work then sit at home listening to rap music, posting here, and watching free porn clips. A glory hole in a confessional? Hell yes I’ll "click here".
Hey, I got a 20 dollar bill in my pocket, Luch. I think I got a couple up on you guys.
Jeez Luch. I preferred to be called déchets blancs, thank you.
Luch: there are no wealthy people here. we are all poor white trash. I’m rich in
friendsmy collection of hitchhikers’ pickled feet.Actually I’m doing OK Luch… sorry.
Talking to Fek is pretty much the closest I’ll ever be to seeing this movie.
Pickled Hitchhikers’ Feet would be an awesome band name.
SHHHHH! THEY’LL HEAR YOU!!!! ((Muffles the sound of change jingling in his pocket))
I’ve got a couple people I’ve never met who claim to be my friends on MySpace, they count as friends, don’t they? DON’T THEY??
YOU DON’T HAVE A MYSPACE, AL!
Jacktion!: Pickled Hitchhikers’ Feet would be an awesome band name. Done. But, you wouldn’t understand our influences…they’re mostly German.
I have an IMAGINARY MySpace, Jacktion! You know, to go with my imaginary friends.