One Mom Is Very Upset With Selena Gomez’s Performance In ‘Spring Breakers’

You know, kids these days are getting smarter and smarter when it comes to technical doo-dads and gizmos and gadgets. Hell, my two-year old niece can already open an iPad and play her Princess Sofia videos in the same amount of time that it takes me to remember the combination to the lock on my liquor cabinet. But this kind of evolved techno-toddler isn’t always a good thing, as one very concerned mother recently let Amazon know in her review for the 2013 film Spring Breakers on Amazon Instant Video.

In fact, Amazon user “La” is simply outraged over how intelligent her own son has become, as he was able to switch from one of his favorite Fireman Sam videos to Spring Breakers at the speed of light.

I would love to track these kids down in 20 years and ask them how their lives are going, because I’m sure that they’ll be living in mental institutions and drinking heroin out of animal skulls all because they watched 60 seconds of Selena Gomez shaking her barely legal ass. However, I was able to track down exclusive footage of “La” partying in her 20s and prepare yourselves to be outraged.

(H/T to @A24Films)