Prom Date Fail, Supervillain Cat, Morning Links

05.26.10 9 years ago 7 Comments

(“I know just what he would say if he were here too: ‘Oh Bella, I’ve waited a thousand years for this prom.  I can’t wait to not f*ck and watch you sleep.'”)


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