Pug Puppy Meets Hair Dryer + The Morning Links

Pugs aren’t my favorite canine. I’ll admit to being a bit of a purist about dogs; I believe that no dog should be smaller than a cat, because in a perfect world every dog is a wolf and they rule Planet Earth. Alas, my heart melts like butter when I see a puppy of any color or breed, and this is certainly no exception. Just look at it, licking the air like a goof, wiggling around trying to fight the wind. You can’t help but love this palm-sized genetic travesty. Too bad it’ll spend the next eleven years slowly wheezing to death.

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