Rapey Clown Drives Rapey Van & Morning Links

08.01.11 8 years ago 3 Comments

Covered in rust? Check. Primer-colored? Check. Shocks worn out in the back? Check. Parked at a strip mall? You bet. Really, the only thing non-rapey about this van is the abundance of windows, but I think the matte finish more than makes up for it. The flatter the finish, the rapier the van, I always say. Oh but what’s that? It also belongs to a clown? That’s right, this clown even has a website, that’s his her picture below on the right (Update: The phone numbers don’t match up. Maybe they’re different clowns?). Look, I’m not saying this rusty-van driving clown actually rapes people, I’m just saying she scares the hell out of me. How ironic that a clown named “Rainbow” would be driving a van with no paint on it. [via DangerousMinds, thanks to Tehvault from Argentina for the tip]

Is Vanilla Ice rapping with a small child the song of the summer? Find out on this week’s Frotcast. |Frotcast|

A Brief History of Gambling on TV Shows|Warming Glow|

Internet Explorer Users Dumber Than Non-Internet Explorer Users, Says Science |UPROXX|

Kristin Cavallari Says Jay Cutler Faked It |With Leather|

A Compendium of Cool Comics Cosplay: Avengers Edition |Gamma Squad|

Jay-Z and Timbaland Sued for $5 Million for Big Pimpin’ Sample |Smoking Section|

VANDELAY INDUSTRIES! Take the George Costanza job quiz. |MentalFloss|

Hollywood’s Worst Man-Do Mistakes |Pajiba|

10 Undeniably Nerdy Burger King Kids Meal Toy Sets |Topless Robot|

A four-minute long absurdist short film about Old Spice. |Videogum|

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are through beefin’. I feel like I should turn this into a vagina joke somehow, but I lack the energy. |TheSuperficial|

Leanna has fake boobs and a big gun. |GorillaMask|

Your Australian news highlight of the day: Amy Parks comes to you live from Amy Park. |TheDailyWhat|

Kitty intercepts snowball. |Buzzfeed|

Opie & Anthony’s favorite YouTube videos. |DAPS|

Meet the man who slashes women’s butts in retail stores. |HolyTaco|

Check out Fat Mac in the new It’s Always Sunny trailer. |ScreenJunkies|

Follow me on Twitter. Fan us on Facebook. Subscribe to the Frotcast. NOMINATE FOR COMMENTS OF THE WEEK.


Around The Web