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With a title nearly as awesome as Snakes on a Plane, The Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre stars Gunnar Hansen, the guy who played Leatherface in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Iceland is a pretty gnarly place. I read they actually named it Iceland so that pussies from Europe wouldn't come and f it up. Hawaii was originally called Dicklicker Island for much the same reason.
There is no word on plot, just a description of theme as it is said to be a cross between The Blair Witch Project, The Evil Dead and, get this, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Leatherface kills whales, now there's an idea. I tried to sell a similar screenplay, The Tijuana Pubic Lice Disaster, but no one would buy (don't cry for the crabs, they're with Jesus now). But let this be a lesson to you, kids, pre-pubescent hookers are much cleaner.
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Driven to the brink of extinction, back for revenge! Also,Whale song of death!
I once threw up all over the place during a whale watching trip in fifth grade, so I eagerly await this film.As for as Iceland goes, a bunch of douche bags on an island; but still better than those pretentious Greenlanders.
I heard it’s just a rip off of ‘The Branson Scab Picking Massacre’.
HUH? WTF is going on in Hollyweird? Did I fall off the planet or something? This sounds about as lame as a movie starring Leo DiCrapio, Matt Damon and Marky Mark.Wait that was a great movie cuz it had Nicholson. Nevermind.
Lance: Alright, I'm lost on the Jerry Bruckheimer reference….Regarding the rest – yeah, I'd download it, but that's it.Plus, Iceland is a great island – partying all the time, dark most of the winter, hot springs bring out the chicks in bikinis.Oh and the women…. maybe not as wild as the Swedes but pretty damn close.
If it was called Dicklicker Island wouldn't have all the Euros flocked to it?
They were traveling to the chilly waters of Iceland…a place of vast beauty and tranquil landscapes…to watch the largest mammals on earth roam in their natural habitat. An idyllic locale where every creature is at peace…UNTIL NOW.[A couple standing on deck of a Greenpeace ship.] Olaf: (looking over the rail) "I think ders sumthin in the water, ya?"Helga: (shivering behind him) "My nipples are nice n hard."[Harpoon shoots out of the water impaling Olaf and Helga together, then pulling them overboard.][Whale-song creepily comes as the title appears.]"Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre"Tagline: "It's Hell…frozen over."