Universal spent $200 million on Battleship, a movie adapted from a board game about coordinates set in a time when no battleships remain in service. In keeping with the tone of the project, it makes at least as much sense that one of the posters would feature a pop star from Barbados (though depicting her with bruises and scrapes all over her arms and face seems like poor taste). I also like that the poster designer was like “F*ck punctuation, yo, commas are for college boys.” FROM HASBRO COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU TRANSFORMERS UNIVERSAL PRODUCTION COMING IN APRIL I AM A UNICORN MEEP MORP.
Anyway, I’m not in the Navy. Is resting the gun stock on your boob standard practice? It seems like you’d want a less jiggly firing surface, if accuracy is the goal.
REPORTER: So tell us, what’s the movie about?
BATTLESHIP SCREENWRITER: PEW! PEW!