Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler both have new projects coming up and oh my gosh you guys they sound awesome!
Rob Schneider has joined the cast of the romantic comedy “You May Not Kiss the Bride.” …Script, originally titled “Wedlocked,” is about an American pet photographer who gets mixed up with Croatian mobsters while on a honeymoon with a gangster’s daughter. [THR]
Schneider plays Ernesto, a daredevil helicopter pilot, alongside Vinnie Jones and the fat guy from Borat. No, really. Meanwhile, Adam Sandler is writing a “porn-tinged comedy” starring Christina Ricci.
Born to Be a Star centers on a small-town nerd who stumbles upon a family secret: His quiet and demure parents were famous porn stars in the 1970s. This motivates him to leave Northern Iowa for Hollywood, hoping to follow in their footsteps and fulfill his destiny as the biggest adult-film star in the world. [THR]
A schlubby everydouche gets rich, beats everyone up, and pleasures beautiful women? Why, I’ve never heard of an Adam Sandler vehicle like this before! I wonder if his character’s really good at video games!