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Robbers dressed like The Town take over bank outside Chicago

A pair of bank robbers wearing nun habits and rubber masks a lá Dougie MacRay’s gang in The Town recently staged a “takeover-style” heist in suburban Chicago.  Police say they left the whole town in theyah reahview shortly after 2 pm Sunday.

The robbers rushed into the bank, jumped over the counter and ordered two employees, a teller and the branch manager, to fill a Nike duffel bag with bundles of cash taken from the vault. [ABC]

I’d know that M.O. anywhere! GLOANSY! I KNEW I’D SEE YOU AGAIN THIS SIDE A THE OTHAH, YOU BIG FAT DUMB QUEAH!

In security camera images provided by the FBI, one of the robbers can be seen holding what appears to be a gun to the head of a female bank employee. Palos Heights police provided a physical description:
*A black man, about 5 feet, 7 inches tall, wearing black-and-white gym shoes, black-colored gloves and armed with a revolver.
*A black woman, about 5 feet, 5 inches tall, wearing black boots, white gloves and armed with a semi-automatic pistol.

DAHKIE BANK RAWBAHS?!  Well, you know what this means.  It means theyah’s prawbly anothah criminal mastahmind still at lahge. One who helped his team develop the grit, hahd work, and propah game planning necessary to take down the Chicawgo bank’s defensive system.  Gentleman, I think we know the key to sawlving this case.  We’ve gawta find owah Bellichick.

 

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