This increasingly-famous quote from Robert Pattinson’s recent Details photo shoot invites its own jokes, so I’ll leave them for you in the comments section.
Robert Pattinson poses for a very racy shoot in the 10th anniversary edition of Details, which included working with very nude models.
The ‘Twilight’ heartthrob revealed what it was like working with naked women for the magazine. “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”
Okay, I know I said I’d leave all the jokes for you, but just a couple: Did he mean that literally? Maybe it’s another abstinence parable. And, Details Magazine: involuntarily introducing men to vaginas since 1982.
[Pattinson Jersey Shore pic via here]