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It’s The Trailer For ‘Ronda ArouseMe: Grounded And Pounded,’ The Ronda Rousey Porn Parody

When asked about her body, Ronda Rousey famously said, “If people say that my body looks masculine, or something like that. I’m just like, ‘Listen, just because my body was developed for a purpose other than f*cking millionaires doesn’t mean it’s masculine.’ I think it’s femininely bad-ass as f*ck because there’s not a single muscle on my body that isn’t for a purpose. Because, I’m not a do-nothing b*tch.”

It’s probably one of the most awesomely punk rock athlete quotes in history, and oddly enough, it’s probably one of the reasons that so many porn people (many of whom one might argue do have bodies that are made for f*cking millionaires) absolutely love Ronda Rousey. And out of this love comes Ronda ArouseMe: Grounded And Pounded, from Burning Angel, directed by Joanna Angel, who I’m told is a huge Ronda Rousey fan.

Ronda ArouseMe: Grounded And Pounded stars Kleio Valentien as Ultimate Porno Championship fighter Ronda ArouseMe and Sammie Six as her rival Miesha Taint (also starring Arabelle Raphael). The beauty of MMA is that pretty much everything to do with it already sounds porny. I hope someone gets grounded and pounded in the cocktagon, and possibly caught in a rear naked choke or executing a sprawl and ball. In fact, these lay-and-spray fighters really put the custodial crew to work between rounds.

I laughed out loud at “…It appears the contestants are having sex with each other.” It should also be noted that they executed the BJJ moves better than most Hollywood action movies.

And in case you were wondering how Ronda Rousey feels about this, it sounds like she’s cool with it:

During Ronda Rousey’s recent “Ask Me Anything” chat on Reddit, the UFC star was asked about a porn character called “Ronda ArouseMe.”

“It’s funny I used to hear that in high school sometimes!” Rousey replied. “At least some girl somewhere is paying her bills with it now.” [Las Vegas Review-Journal]


Also, speaking of female MMA fighters is it just me, or does Kleio Valentien look kind of like Paige Van Zant? Anyway, Ronda ArouseMe: Grounded and Pounded premieres tomorrow on BurningAngel.com, so mark that on your calendar.

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