Schwarzenegger’s secret maid babies kill Terminator

(see also: WWTDD — I saw this South Park clip last night and didn’t even realize Butters was talking about Schwarzenegger and Maria.  Granted, I was drunk and half asleep.)

It was only a week ago that new Schwarzenegger projects were the big news around town —

A statement from Schwarzenegger’s office said the former “Terminator” star has asked his talent agency to put all his motion picture projects that are currently under way or being negotiated on hold until further notice.
“Gov. Schwarzenegger is focusing on personal matters and is not willing to commit to any production schedules or timelines,” the statement said. “This includes `Cry Macho,’ the `Terminator’ franchise and other projects under consideration. We will resume discussions when Gov. Schwarzenegger decides.”

Hmm, it seems like focusing on personal matters was what got him into this mess in the first place.

Based on his experience, Nachshin said, Shriver should expect to receive at least $100,000 a month in spousal support and, with three children under the age of 18, probably $40,000 or more in child support.
Then there’s the division of the couple’s property, including the Brentwood mansion that Shriver and her children moved from earlier this year.
Nachshin said that could be affected by a prenuptial agreement, if the couple signed one when they were married in 1985. Many such agreements call for people to keep what would otherwise be joint assets separate after marriage. [AP]

It seems ironic that Schwarzenegger — Schwarzenegger, mulatto ass enthusiast, forced carrot fellatioist, pot smoker, steroid user, guy who told the world about all the different places he liked cumming back in 1977 — has to put his career on hold over consensual sex, on the same day of the release of Pirates of the Carribbean 4, when everyone knows Jerry Bruckheimer keeps an orphan organ farm in his basement and lights drifters on fire for fun.