This man wants to massage your bum-bum

“Little babies enjoy their assh*les.” “Until I was 30 years old, I hated my assh*le.” This is one of the most amazing videos I’ve ever seen. I love that he’s so open-minded and straightforward about self anal massage, but still uses the vulgar term for it. Like a gynecologist that constantly uses the c-word. Thanks to Joe for the tip.

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