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Shane Black was the brains behind the Lethal Weapon movies, The Last Boy Scout, and The Long Kiss Goodnight – pretty much all the great wisecrack-y action movies of the 90s. A few weeks ago, the hot rumor was that he was writing a fifth Lethal Weapon. Those now appear to be false, as Variety reports that Black’s next project will be directing Cold Warriors, his first movie since the 2005 Robert Downey-Val Kilmer joint Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Cold Warrior will be based on a script by Chuck Mondry. But the synopsis reads like pure Black, as it teams a retired Cold War spy with a young buck in an attempt to thwart a domestic terrorism threat orchestrated by – gulp! – Russia. [Empire]
So, pretty much your stereotypical Shane Black flick. No cast has yet been announced, but I’ve got my fingers crossed for Sylvester Stallone and Vin Diesel.
STALLONE: Heey oh heeey, I’m too old fuh dis shit.
DIESEL: Lemme show you how it’s done, grandpa.
*Vin Diesel sky surfs*
DIESEL: Class dismissed.
*Vin Diesel strokes pet tiger*
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ROFLKOTAL! That reminds HIm of this ridiculous movie He saw on TV a couple weeks ago where Russia invaded GEORGIA! Yeah, what, until Michael Vick comes out wearing a cape to save the Falcons? HE CAN THROW PEACHES!
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If the young buck is Shia LePoof I’m playing racketball with a bucket of baby chicks.
You hear me LePoof?!? Those chick’s bloody souls will be on YOUR head!!
They’re remaking “Spies Like Us”? BLASPHEMY!
DAMMIT! new up!
I’m hoping the retired cold war spy knows enough to get away from the young buck during rutting season.
Not to be confused with Paris Hilton’s new film Cold Soriers.
Hey! Lance is fucking with us!
Did something freaky just happen to the last post?
Someone hold me.
That last post only went live accidentally. When it’s live, pretend to be surprised.
you think vin diesel is his real name?
Somebody’s gonna be real mad about all the pre-posting…
*holds Al uncomfortably close to His smelly, hairy Klingon pits*
Breathe it, ya little freaky Canuck!
Lince, if He is actually surprised when it goes live, does He still have to pretend in addition to that?
ighDefin, it’s not his real name, but Vin Unleaded doesn’t come off the tongue as naturally.
I was gonna make a comment about VaLince throwing a few posts out because he had to leave and get that thumb fetish porn movie made or something something…
Vin Scully > Vin Diesel
i jumped all over the pre post. get rid of the 40 yr old virgin quote damnit. your better than that.
Yeah dude, I totally wanted you to think it was original.
sarcasm = shame. am I being blasphemous? i’m sorry.
THERE IS NO APOLOGIZING ON FILMDRUNK! Call Lince an insecure needledick and stand up for yourself. NOW!
Lince, you insecure needledick! i dunno, i’m drunk and i listen to the wookie.
“2005 Robert Downey-Val Kilmer joint”?
I knew Downey had hi share of drug problems, but Kilmer?
Although, the munchies could explain all that extra weight.
I’ll be honest, I re-thought quoting someone else, but I can’t change it after someone calls me out on it. That would show weakness. GRR, WHO WATCHED MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL.
*loud rumbling belly laughter is heard deep in space*
Speaking of MNF, have you guys ever seen Xmas Ape’s Philip Rivers posts on KSK? They are fucking classic.
Blog commenters can smell fear.
kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/burned-after-ruling-or-no-country-for-golds-gym.html
smelling fear and kicking in ground sprinklers to make them look like geysers are like my character traits.
All I smell is burnt toast. IEWNHCFPERIUWFXHNEWPFEIUPWHDXPGDI
Sorry, I thought I was having a stroke, but it turns out, I actually just burned some toast.
Is that fear I smell? Based on this crowd I figured it was Axe.
Silly Stinky, these guys wear Brut and High Karate
I usually stick to the au naturale.. pain, shame and rape.
Hey, if you go for a hat trick of Bond posts today, can the next one feature a half naked Daniel Craig? This is not a funny comment, this is just a request.
Seriously, though, they blocked me from surfing “Daniel Craig Abs” on my work computer so I need all the help I can get.
Silly Eiby, these guys wear g strings and platform shoes!
Jack!-He SWEARS He got your joke before you explained it!
Though I can still surf “Jenny Craig Abs” but trust me when I say you don’t want to go doing that.
Right now, I’m trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick.
-What’s being lost in this posting confusion is what a sick movie The Last Boy Scout was…so many good lines it hurts.
BRAND NEW NEVER BEFORE SEEN UP!
However, there’s a website for “Larry Craig’s Abs” but you have to know some sort of secret foot code to get in.