Well folks, there comes a time in every young man’s life when he needs to sample new and exotic prostitutes, and drink crappy domestic beer in a different city. For me that time is now.
So for the next few days, my self-appointed, unpaid research assistant RoboPanda will be handling posting duties. We’re all adults here, so I expect you to treat him better than that substitute teacher we set on fire in junior high. Damn that was funny.
I’ll be here in San Francisco celebrating the overturning of the gay marriage ban until Tuesday, when it’s back to our regularly scheduled circle jerk. Until then, drunk on.