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09.04.08 10 Comments

Howdy, folks.  One of my dumb friends is getting married this weekend.  I’ll be out of town for a couple days, so my faithful, unpaid research assistant RoboPanda will be handling posting duties in the interim.

He has my full authority, so if any of you little pieces of shit gets out of hand, I expect to hear about it, and I when I get back you’ll wish you didn’t even have an ass.

Word to your mothers and drunk on,

-Vince

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