Being that I’m one of the few movie writers around who follows the adult film industry as closely as I do the regular film industry (film is film, dammit!), the adult industry has been kind enough to return the favor. Which is how it came to be that I got this screener of “Hairy Twatter” in the mail. (Starring everyone’s favorite newcomer, Jessie Andrews).
From the enclosed fact sheet:
Greetings from Dreamzone,
We’ve all been there. You’re at the witches’ and wizards’ academy and become disappointed with the pubic hair trends being observed by the ladies on campus. So, you do what you must and resort to magic to rectify the situation. This is precisely the scenario depicted in Hairy Twatter: A Dreamzone Parody, releasing in August from DreamZone Entertainment. The title is available for pre-order now.
Clever, AND correct use of apostrophes. You have no idea how rare that is in the adult video industry, where some of the most popular stars can’t even settle on a consistent spelling of their own name. Not to mention the franchise potential. Hairy Twatter and the Full-Boned Prince. Hairy Twatter and the Chamber of Semen. Hairy Twatter and the Gauntlet of Firecrotch. Hairy Twatter and the Order of Penis. The possibilities are endless.
And on a related note, if I’m not mistaken, “Hogwarts” was your mom’s porn name.