The hottie on the right is Mike Vogel (Poseidon, Texas Chainsaw Massacre), and he’ll be playing Captain Kirk in the upcoming J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie. This still leaves the crucial role of Cap’n Crunch uncast.
Last I checked, Captain Kirk was supposed to be a hairpiece-wearing overactor, not someone I’d rape in prison as soon as I got lonely. Not that I really care anyway. Star Wars, or Star Trek, or Star Brite or whatever you wanna call it, that’s nerd stuff. I never watched it ’cause I was out bangin’ chicks, and playin’ football, and makin’ model airplanes in Uncle Rob’s basement. You know, guy stuff.