“Bella uses a custom eating chair because congenital megaesophagus prevents her from swallowing food while horizontal.” This is the best thing I have ever seen/heard. Video after the jump. (gif via tastefullyoffensive)
MORNING LINKS
COMEDY COMEDY COMEDY. Yo, to any San Franciscans within the sound of my words, I’ve got a show Tuesday night at 8 at the Milk Bar in the Haight. Check it. |DisagreeableGentlemen|
Louis CK’s new comedy special is now online. |Uproxx|
Did you know… Patton Oswalt was on Seinfeld once? Video evidence. |WarmingGlow|
The year’s greatest NFL parody song. |WithLeather|
17-year-old girl designs a nanoparticle. What did you do at 17? Probably that trick where you tuck your balls behind yourself to make it look like you’re a girl. |GammaSquad|
Angelina Jolie is starving herself for the childrens or something. |TheSuperficial|
Justin Bieber has a message for the dads out there. |Videogum|
Want to see if Nicole Sparks can cover both boobs with one hand? |GorillaMask|
The 9 most forgettable films of 2011. |ScreenJunkies|
7 terrible pizza innovations. |HolyTaco|
11 things you should know about reindeer. |MentalFloss|
Video: The most bench presses of a live dog in 30 seconds. |DogandPonyShow|
This 1970 commercial for a German shoe company is everything I’ve wanted in a German shoe company commercial from 1970. |TheDailyWhat|
Greg Jackson overheard telling Jon Jones not to be such a dick after his fight on Saturday. |CagePotato|
[via DPF]