Jodie Foster directed a movie coming out called The Beaver, starring Mel Gibson, and any one of those things would supply a near-endless supply of easy jokes to anyone halfway juvenile minded. All three together are like the Voltron of easy double-entendre fodder. It would be like if George Lopez woke up one day and discovered that in addition to being Hispanic, he was also a fat, black, gay, Jewish, ventriloquist with a trunk full of props and a novelty sledge hammer.
Anyway, here’s the international poster for The Beaver, which, in Argentina, is called “Walter’s Double Life” (La Panocha o GTFO!). Can you spot the easiest joke of them all? It’s like trying to find a needle in a stack full of needles. Here, I’ll give you a hint:
Jodie Foster in bed, completely ignoring a dude and focused intensely on a beaver. Come on, guys, now you’re not even trying.