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01.02.08 22 Comments

On New Year’s Eve, super tool Ryan Seacrest* introduced a "new" clip from "super producer" JJ Abrams’ Cloverfield.

I may or may not have spent the last 6 hours watching (JJ Abrams’) Lost on DVD, but this still looks like The Blair Shit Project.  Ten bucks says they never show the monster.  That would actually make this a hundred times cooler. 

In other news, I’ll now be referring to myself as a super blogger.  I only have one power – lighting the ladies’ loins on fire with my eyeball lasers.  Through the internet. 

*I think Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly should step into the octagon to settle once and for all who’s the alpha tool.  Carson probably has a size advantage, but my money’s on Seacrest.  He just seems like he wants it more.  Like he’s a giant douche sort of by default, whereas Seacrest had to bite and kick and scratch and pull hair and shave his chest to get where he is today.  You can’t deny the hunger.   

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