“Before I met you, I never thought about whether penguins could hug.” |UCB|
MORNING LINKS
5 Kick@ss Movie GIF Photosets: Part One |UPROXX|
Last chance to listen to last week’s Frotcast, with Punté and Val Kilmer’s music, before we record a new one. |Frotcast|
R.I.P. Jimmy Kimmel’s Uncle Frank |Warming Glow|
There Are No More Cassette Tapes? |Smoking Section|
Kate Beckinsale, Milla Jovavich, and Sofia Vergara Are Danger Girls |Gamma Squad|
12 Female Celebrities Who Look Better with Cigarettes |Buzzfeed|
Pretty much the best chair ever, via.
Megan Fox is getting her Marilyn Monroe tat removed, not because it’s ugly, but because Marilyn Monroe was a “negative person.” Sure, Megan, sure. |TheSuperficial|
Jeremy Piven is producing a reality show about glassblowing. |Videogum|
Shocking live footage from the Virginia Earthquake. |TheDailyWhat|
6 magicians who died while performing the bullet catch. |MentalFloss|
Ever tried to change a tire on a moving car? It’s easier than you think. |DogandPonyShowWebsite|
The daily diet of the woman trying to become the world’s fattest. Hey, we all have goals. |HolyTaco|
Top 17 GorillaMask Spank Bank Hotties of 2011 (So Far). |Ranker|
7 Film Roles Will Smith Should’ve Divorced. |HolyTaco|
Study Shows 96% of Humans Would Rather Be a Banjo-Strumming Robotic Bear |FARK|
AC Slater Was Accused of Date Rape and 25 Other Saved by the Bel Facts |Pajiba|
6 Actresses Who Do Creepy Well |Unreality|
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