Teddy Bears Wearing Top Hats & Morning Links

“Before I met you, I never thought about whether penguins could hug.” |UCB|

5 Kick@ss Movie GIF Photosets: Part One |UPROXX|

Last chance to listen to last week’s Frotcast, with Punté and Val Kilmer’s music, before we record a new one. |Frotcast|

R.I.P. Jimmy Kimmel’s Uncle Frank |Warming Glow|

There Are No More Cassette Tapes? |Smoking Section|

Kate Beckinsale, Milla Jovavich, and Sofia Vergara Are Danger Girls |Gamma Squad|

12 Female Celebrities Who Look Better with Cigarettes |Buzzfeed|

Pretty much the best chair ever, via.

Megan Fox is getting her Marilyn Monroe tat removed, not because it’s ugly, but because Marilyn Monroe was a “negative person.” Sure, Megan, sure. |TheSuperficial|

Jeremy Piven is producing a reality show about glassblowing. |Videogum|

Shocking live footage from the Virginia Earthquake. |TheDailyWhat|

6 magicians who died while performing the bullet catch. |MentalFloss|

Ever tried to change a tire on a moving car? It’s easier than you think. |DogandPonyShowWebsite|

The daily diet of the woman trying to become the world’s fattest. Hey, we all have goals. |HolyTaco|

Top 17 GorillaMask Spank Bank Hotties of 2011 (So Far). |Ranker|

7 Film Roles Will Smith Should’ve Divorced. |HolyTaco|

Study Shows 96% of Humans Would Rather Be a Banjo-Strumming Robotic Bear |FARK|

AC Slater Was Accused of Date Rape and 25 Other Saved by the Bel Facts |Pajiba|

6 Actresses Who Do Creepy Well |Unreality|

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