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The trailer for Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (one colon, one dash, no number) just hit the web, and it has all the thrills, chills, and Eminem rapping about Tom Cruise one could possibly hope for. Directed by Brad Bird of the awesome The Incredibles and Ratatouille, this one stars Cruise (you may remember him doing his own stunts on the Burj Khalifa in Dubai) alongside Jeremy Renner, with Josh Holloway, Tom Wilkinson, and Simon Pegg in supporting roles. The actress attached to the boobs below is Paula Patton. She looks nice, but frankly I think this could’ve used a spicy Latina or two. I bet when Michael Bay saw Tom Cruise rappelling down the tallest building in the world on the same day his movie about Josh Duhamel wingsuiting off the Sears Tower hits theaters, he crushed the Monster Energy Drink he’d been sipping, stroked the purring snow leopard in his lap, and silently swore revenge.
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Ghost Protocol? More like Mission In-freakin-tangible!
*riotous applause*
“Remember, blue is glue, red is dead, yellow? Let it mellow.”
Confession time: I liked MI3 and this one kinda looks ok, too. My penance? None of the Frotcasters will acknowledge my funny squirrel drawing.
/wrists
I’m confused. Tom Cruise has a rule regarding gays, yet Jeremy Renner is in this? More research is required.
Traditional animation to computer animation to living, breathing Scientologists! Creepier than Javanese shadow puppets Mr. Bird, I’ll give you that.
Wow, that Tom Cruise sure knows how to buy sleek, sexy dollar store sunglasses. No wonder Katie Holmes was forced to marry him.
In terms of the whole Tom Cruise in the closet thing, based on the trailers for M:I:2 and this one, I note the following things:
1. I trailer for M:I:2 ends with Cruise throwing his sunglasses at the camera, which immediately explode into a ball of jizz flames
2. This trailer ends with a dude filling Cruise with self doubt as Cruise grobes his way around the world’s largest man made phallic symbol.
Zoot suit riot! Riot! Bad guys slammed down by two gays!
Tom is getting too old for this shit.
Also, too creepy and too generally unlikable.
Also, tiny.
yet you read anything that even has his name in it. I am convinced you are absolutely mental.
Tulk smash!
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Wow, that Tom Cruise sure knows how to buy sleek, sexy dollar store sunglasses. No wonder Katie Holmes was forced to marry him.
Esse here, long time reader, long time asshole.
That shit looks pretty good. Cruise AND Renner? That’s so Darth Vader and Luke.
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Hey now, where’s the required quote of an above poster?
I’d have loved “Tulk Smash” followed by the 28 year old doctor hitting on Tulk.
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Michael Bay doesn’t sip Monster; he uses it to wash his Ferrari.
*fart noise* I liked this better when it was called The Birdcage
Michael Bay doesn’t use Monster to wash his Ferrari. He uses a firehose to spray it over whichever 19 year old aspiring actress is available when his Ferrari gets dirty.
F*ck it. I tried editing this comment 3 ways and it’s still not at the level of funny I’m shooting for. I
ll just nom arthamm’s and be done with it.
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TOUCH SCREENS? Awwwwwww Yeeeeeahhhhhh
I love how they cropped the picture just below Tommy’s knees. I’m assuming it’s to hide the stilts.
What part do you think Tom Cruise likes most about the title? The “ghost”? or the colon? Getit? Because he’s a scientologist, but also probably gay.
This movie was pretty good in IMAX