THE SHAM MUST GO ON

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06.02.08 36 Comments

Fire destroyed part of the Universal Studios backlot, but that didn’t stop MTV from holding the MTV Movie Awards there.  In fact, the fire just gave them more reason to pat each other on the back and go, "You’re the real hero,"  "No you’re the real hero!" whilst jerking each other off.

Some of the big winners reasons a fire would’ve been better: 

Best Fight: Sean Faris and Cam Gigandet in Never Back Down
Best Kiss: Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman in Step Up 2 The Streets
Best Movie: Transformers
Adam Sandler getting a lifetime achievement award and then singing “Nobody Does it Better”

Elsewhere, everyone crapped their pants with glee when Mike Myers and Dana Carvey reunited for a Wayne’s World sketch (video after the jump).   OMG, remember the 90s?  That was so awesome, let’s not even write new jokes!  Hey, remember the one about Garth’s pubes???  Party time, excellent! 

Okay, okay, I admit it*, the porn titles were funny.

*GRUDGINGLY

[Full list of winners

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